Our favorite Christmas movie of all time has to be A Christmas Story. It plays on cable TV every year, but we bought the DVD so we can watch it and cackle with glee. For some reason, I can't watch this movie in warm weather. November is here, and it's almost time to start watching it again...and again and again.
The family uses Fiesta Ware dishes in the movie. In this scene, the plates on the table aren't Fiesta, but you can see Fiesta in the green cupboard in the background. In the scenes where they eat dinner in the kitchen, you can see Fiesta on the table.
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| The infamous lamp |
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| You'll shoot your eye out, Ralphie |
I know there are a million blog posts about this movie. Here's one more!
The Old Man
Physical Characteristics: permanent scowl
Position in Family: fearsome leader
Fashion Statement: sweater vests, fedoras
Hobbies: swearing, furnace-wrangling, car tinkering
Secret Christmas Wish: to be left in peace so he can read the paper
Best Lines:
"That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!"
"It's a clinkerrrrrrrr!"
"It's a major award!"
"Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian."
"You used up all the glue on PURPOSE!"
"Don't anybody move!"
(Handy Man's favorite line): "Nottafinga!"
Mom
Physical Characteristics: curly blond hair, frazzled expression
Position in Family: chief cook and bottle washer, peacemaker
Fashion Statement: house dresses, aprons
Hobbies: Does this look like a woman who has time for hobbies?!
Secret Christmas Wish: a hot meal without interruption
Best Lines:
"No, you'll shoot your eye out."
"That is...the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!"
"Don't want to waste electricity."
"Show me how the piggies eat."
"This isn't one of those trees where all the needles falls off, is it?"
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| The green bowls are Fiesta |
Randy
Physical Characteristics: whiny pout, vacant expression
Position in Family: the kid who won't eat
Fashion Statement: puffy snowsuits
Hobbies: whining; playing with food; following Ralphie around
Secret Christmas Wish: Unknown. Seems happy with whatever Santa brings
Best Lines:
"Meatloaf, smeatoaf, double beatloaf. I hate meatloaf."
"I can't put my arms down!"
"I can't get up! Ralphie, I can't get up!"
"Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"
Physical Characteristics: dazzling blue eyes, squeezable cheeks
Position in Family: long-suffering oldest child
Fashion Statement: round glasses, pink bunny pajamas
Hobbies: Little Orphan Annie radio show, sending away for radio premiums
Secret Christmas Wish: a Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle
Best Lines:
(Ralphie has so many great lines, but in the interest of brevity, here are my favorites):
"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master."
"I want a red rider 200 shot carbine action range model air rifle with a
compass and this thing which tells time built right in the stock."
"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."
"My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop." "Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense!"
"Only I didn't say FUDGE."
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"
"I slowly began to realize that I was not going to be destroyed."
Did you know:
- The house has hosted three weddings, one renewal of vows and two proposals.
- "A Christmas Story” inspired the creation of “The Wonder Years” television show.
What about you? Do you like this movie?